we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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