you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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