I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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