But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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