What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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