yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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