guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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