my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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