This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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