So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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