uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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