Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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