they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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