Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
how does that bad decision feel?
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