it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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