I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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