Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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