Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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