we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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