i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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