i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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