Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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