All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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