I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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