was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
