But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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