I'm really into asian looking animals
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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