I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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