I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
