My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
