I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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