i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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