Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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