Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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