where am i from again
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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