Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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