So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize