Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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