Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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