Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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