First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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