I skipped work to stalk him.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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