you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
