so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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