I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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