She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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