yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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