Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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