the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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