Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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