she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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