Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
