Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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