I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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